In no particular order….

No kids.

No pets.

No Illegal drugs.
Smoke weed 300 days per year.

No Illegal Weapons.
2nd Amendment Supporter.

No Warrants.
Sorry can’t be harborin no fugitives.

No company.
Unless she pays what you did or more.

No social networks.
Owners Who Control Content.

No iphones or apple devices.
Sell them there’s always a new in box Moto G Power & new SIM available for use.

No slave jewelry(wearables) no iwatches, siri, alexa, IOT devices, porch subscriptions….

No cell phone use at home. It goes in the faraday furniture box/bag. Siloed Notebook, Tablets, Devices are used for internet access.
Home network is seperate from mobile network.

No gig or delivery apps.
 walmart, sams club, costco, bulk, wholesale, & cook via crock pots, fruit ninjas, bread makers, air fryers…

No blunts.
Papers, bowls, bongs, all natural….

No drama.
Save it for your mama.

No baggage.
Get a storage unit or sell it, room for clothes, food, PROducts only.

Denver Nuggets Season Tickets when weirdo world opens up.

Top Golf Membership till then. Get fitted for a golf driver. Tis a new hobby.

Feel free to do it yourself, it’s a multi billion dollar industry plenty to go around PRO.